The Prince of Darkness

The next time you see my mom ask her to do her Ozzy "Prince of Darkness" imitation.  Seriously - do it.  I dare you.

We just drove back from the city (lunch with my grandmother - yums!).  My mom starts talking about how she loves some show called "Americans Are Talented!" hosted by Sharon Osbourne.  Then segues into how she doesn't like Ozzy (or Black Sabbath) but saw a few episodes of "The Osbournes" and is still laughing about the time Ozzy declared himself the "Prince of Darkness".  Ay dios mio...

Hot Guy, Unfortunate Name

Christian Bale is a fox.  This we know.  But his name is awkward, yes?  Christian.  Christian.  It's not easy to say.  Or is it just me - do I have a (gasp!) speech impediment?!

When he and I marry (which is only a matter of time) I'll have to use a nickname.  I'll call him Jack.  Or Cupcake.  Or Sue.  Anything but Christian.

For Sweet Loraine

What a fox!

You Can Always Come In My Back Door

Hilarious!

These Are A Few Of My Least Favorite Things

1. Celine Dion
   
2. Gum on sidewalks
   
3. People who make smacking sounds while eating
   
4. Crystal Gayle hair
   
5. Mexican restaurants who don't serve free tortilla chips
   
6. SBUX
   

"That's Straight Gangsta!"

Overheard today:

person #1:  "The military is an option if you're interested in joining."

person #2:  "That's straight gangsta!"

IAH (to myself):  "Heh?  What does that mean?"

You Had Me At Fried...

Just came back from lunch at Bakesale Betty with Loraine and Tami - and it was hella good!

We all had the fried chicken sandwich.  Yes, fried chicken and cole slaw on a roll.  So simple...so dreamy.  

We were tempted by the strawberry shortcake (or "SS" as Tami would say) but the line was too long :(