I Can't Stop Laughing...

This is total madness - and I LOVE IT!  Kitty wigs - who knew?!

I see Marvin in the Silver Fox and Shamus in the Bashful Blonde...

If you visit their website don't forget to sign up for "emews" - har!!

Salad Soup Sucks

So - you know how when all of a sudden everyone you know starts talking about some restaurant and how great it is and how you're a total power tard because you've never been there?

It happened to me the other day with LP3.  No, not Loose Poop 3 or Li'l People 3.  It's La Pinata 3.

Suddenly everyone's all up in my grill about LP3:  "OMG - LP3!", "I can't get enough LP3!", "I would lick Barbra Streisand's alien fingers just to get a taste of that sweet, sweet LP3!".

Clearly I had to check this place out...

So - my pal Elsie, her baby Dean and I went there for lunch today.  Elsie had an enchilada.  Dean had a bottle of formula.  I had a taco salad.  Not sure what went wrong but it was the soupiest, sorriest salad since sassy Sally sold seashells by the seashore (oof - sorry, alliteration got the best of me).  Point being - the taco salad was lame.  The chips were good and the margarita was even better (so the visit wasn't a complete bust).  But is LP3 all that the people say it is?  I don't think so.

Today's lesson:  in the words of Public Enema (that was a typo but I'm leaving it) - don't believe the hype...

Welcome back, old friend

Oh, Dog - how I've missed you.  Back to back episodes of "Dog The Bounty Hunter" and a juice pop.  Does it get any better than this?  No, I think not.

Swingtown. Watch it. It's good.

Yes, Swingtown. Who knew? My good pal John told me I'd like it and it seems he knows my tastes quite well (way to go, Juan Jose!).

What's not to love:

• Grant Show (yes, of Melrose Place!)
  
• Grant Show's tasty moustache (meow meow!)
  
• Grant Show's wife's hair (it'll be my next 'do)
  
• Soft rock hits of the 70s (you know that's my kryptonite!)
• Oh, yeah - and swinging

Now how can I get my hands on a can of Tab and a quaalude?

My new favorite train wreck

I wasn't into them the first time around but now I can't get enough. Please don't go NKOTB - you would ruin my whole world...

I was carded!

I was carded yesterday while buying beer @ Piedmont Grocery (exactly two months before my 35th birthday).  Thanks, grocery check-out lady - you made my day :)

First Hello Kitty and now this?

The Japanese are kicking our asses...

My favorite part is Bruce Springsteen - this guy really captured his "flair", no? Is it just me or does it seem like he *really* needs to #2?