Went to the mall today (don't judge me!) and, well, yikes...Things I learned at the mall today:
- young girls dress like whores
- their moms wear too much makeup (and hair spray)
- perfume gives me a headache (except for the one I wear, of course)
- the kiosks in the middle of the mall floor sell nothing but total poo (Clip on hair extensions?)
- handbags at Nordstrom are expensive
- handbags at H&M are cheapy
- people seem to think it's acceptable to talk on the phone all the time (e.g., in the bathroom, while shopping)
- I have become either a total crabbypants and/or mean old lady
- I have a crush on Tim Robbins
- almost everybody at the mall call be classified as a douchebag (in my book, that is)
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