"But is he Tom Selleck hot?"

Last week I met my friends Catherine and Rhonda for drinks.  

If the cosmos hadn't been so free-flowing I might remember more details about the story but here's the gist:

Rhonda:  I was dating this guy who's older than I'm normally attracted to but he was super hot

Catherine:  But is he Tom Selleck hot?

Me:  Baa ha ha ha! (spraying delicious cosmo droplets while I guffaw)

Rhonda:  Did you just say that?  Did you just use Tom Selleck as the gauge of hotness?

Catherine:  Yes (but said sheepishly)

So there you have it, gentle readers.  Tom Selleck.  Who knew?

Yes, I have a pepaw crush - my heart belongs to Tommy Lee Jones.  Smart and Southern?  Yes, please!  

But would I use TLJ as my gauge for hotness?  Nah - that's reserved for Scott Baio.