Showing posts with label Jon and Kate Plus Eight. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jon and Kate Plus Eight. Show all posts

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Ew. Just ew.

Have I ever told you how much I dislike this show? And especially Kate? I can't stand the way she talks to her husband. She's a nag, a bitch and a bad person. At least I think so...

But I do like watching their clips on The Soup. Joel McHale makes everything better (meow meow!).

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike

Oh, New Edition - how I heart you. For the record, New Edition is my favorite boy band of all time (and I'm including Donny and Marie in that group).

Even now (about twenty years later) I don't miss the opportunity to say "Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike". Sometimes I even invent the opportunity...

Makes me want to have four boy children (paging Jon and Kate Plus 8's fertility doctor!). I'd name them Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike. I'd spend my days declaring "Ronnie, Bobby, Rocky and Mike:
- if I love pancakes who cares who you like?
- if I love pepaws who cares who you like?
- if I love Dog the Bounty Hunter who cares who you like?

Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't have kids after all. Is it possible to call CPS on someone who's not even pregnant?

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Vagina or clown car?

What's the deal with families having obscene amounts of children and them pimping them out on television?  It seems like everywhere I look there are shows about enormous families.  What's the purpose of these shows?  Visual birth control?  Well, it is for me at least.

There's the "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" show with the jerky wife and wimpy husband.  Don't get me started on how awful this woman is, please...

I just saw something about the Duggar family on television (they recently welcomed their 18th child - 18TH!!!).  As upsetting as it all is, the highlight of all things Duggar is that their multiple female children (and mother) are keeping the Crystal Gayle hair look alive.  So, yeah - as much as these people gross me out I've got to give them props for that.  Keep it real, Duggars.  Keep it Crystal Gayle.