I'm blogging live while waiting for the season finale of The Hills (don't judge me). LIVE!Dan and I are sitting on the couch, eating mu shu pork and giving constant commentary on The Hills mini-marathon (e.g., Lo is dead behind the eyes, does Spencer have a job besides being Satan's minion and why is Lauren dressed like Mrs. Roper?).
How will this season end?! In my dreams JustinBooby (typo - but I'm keeping it) and Spencer turn gay, start dating each other and join the fight for Prop 8. And Lo just goes away. And Audrina gets one more plastic surgery to correct her upward eye look. And Heidi stops over-bleaching her horse mane. And Lauren stops giving "Hello Kitty face" whenever she doesn't feel like talking. Stay tuned, bitches...
