George Jones and Jack Daniels

Sometimes classic country and a glass of whiskey are all a girl needs to get by.

I do have a 1/2 birthday coming up..

For anyone who was wondering "What should I get IAH for her 1/2 birthday?" (which is on 2.14, BTW) - here's a hint.  

I want a two-pack of "You Can Shave the Baby" dolls.  Imagine the hours of entertainment!  

I just wish it didn't look like the love child of Carrot Top and Donald Trump...

Two cats, one box

Baby Wiener

I had quite a surprise when I turned on the television today.  

The television was on channel TLC when I turned it on.  I pressed the "info" button on the remote to see what the show was.  The show was called "Baby Wiener".  No, I didn't make that up.  It's for reals.

Being the mature, sophisticated and classey woman I am I immediately start snickering and guffawing.  Is this what programming has gone to - shows about baby genitalia?  Really?!

Then I read past the title of the show to discover it's an episode of a series called "Baby Stories" where they chronicle families having babies.  So, yeah - I guess that Wiener is the family's last name.  Of course, this is still snicker and guffaw-worthy but just not as much.

And the saddest part is that what's most snicker and guffaw-worthy is me.  HAR!  Ugh...

I couldn't resist

Yes, I know this is a repeat but I couldn't help it.

I can't get it out of my head. Probably because Elsie, Jemmy and I sang it (and danced along) for about 90 minutes today. Yikes...

"But is he Tom Selleck hot?"

Last week I met my friends Catherine and Rhonda for drinks.  

If the cosmos hadn't been so free-flowing I might remember more details about the story but here's the gist:

Rhonda:  I was dating this guy who's older than I'm normally attracted to but he was super hot

Catherine:  But is he Tom Selleck hot?

Me:  Baa ha ha ha! (spraying delicious cosmo droplets while I guffaw)

Rhonda:  Did you just say that?  Did you just use Tom Selleck as the gauge of hotness?

Catherine:  Yes (but said sheepishly)

So there you have it, gentle readers.  Tom Selleck.  Who knew?

Yes, I have a pepaw crush - my heart belongs to Tommy Lee Jones.  Smart and Southern?  Yes, please!  

But would I use TLJ as my gauge for hotness?  Nah - that's reserved for Scott Baio.

I need this

I thought I had a pretty good life until I saw this.  Now it's entirely too clear what my life has been missing:  a scarecrow toilet cozy set.  Will somebody please buy this for me and make my life complete?