This is totally me in 15 years.
Oh, who am I kidding - it'll be me in 15 days...
Monday, March 16, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Heaven in a glass!
If I were to get a tattoo it would be the length of my forearm (because I believe in going all the way). It would be an enormous red heart. Inside this red heart would read "IAH + sangria = TLA"*. Because it's true.Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike
Oh, New Edition - how I heart you. For the record, New Edition is my favorite boy band of all time (and I'm including Donny and Marie in that group).
Even now (about twenty years later) I don't miss the opportunity to say "Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike". Sometimes I even invent the opportunity...
Makes me want to have four boy children (paging Jon and Kate Plus 8's fertility doctor!). I'd name them Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky and Mike. I'd spend my days declaring "Ronnie, Bobby, Rocky and Mike:
- if I love pancakes who cares who you like?
- if I love pepaws who cares who you like?
- if I love Dog the Bounty Hunter who cares who you like?
Hmmm...maybe I shouldn't have kids after all. Is it possible to call CPS on someone who's not even pregnant?
Sunday, March 1, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
My longest relationship
The Smiths and I have had a very, very long relationship.
My first record (yes, record) was The Queen is Dead. I was twelve or thirteen. Paid for with babysitting money.
I would listen to it over and over again. A suburban tween drowning in angst.
And I still listen to it over and over again. A middle-aged woman drowning in angst.