For Sweet Loraine

Mantyhose?

Every man I know (and have ever known) will be getting Mantyhose for Christmas.  Oh, I shouldn't have spoiled the surprise.  Damn it, Janet!

Hay-seuss juice

This morning I'm getting my iChat on with Dan (he's on vacation in Europe [currently in Prague]). 

He's telling me that he's about to go dinner and I say "Have a glass of Jesus Juice with your meal".  He's all "What?".  I'm all "You know - it's what Michael Jackson uses to ply young boys into submission".  He's all "Of course - how could I forget?".

So as of now I'm totally obsessed with Jesus Juice.  After I finish this cuppa coffee I think I'll chase it with a nice glass of Jesus Juice.  Sweet sweet Jesus Juice... 

Breakfast bonanza

Had a fabulous breakfast yesterday at Aunt Mary's Cafe on Telegraph.  Not only was the food delish but everyone we met (especially our fabu waitress, Amanda) was a total doll.  Only wish I hadn't been so tired and hungover - would have enjoyed it even that much more :)

Loraine had a breakfast burrrrrito.  Dean had baby food from a jar.  Elsie had a greens and potato thing with eggs and a biscuit.  I had the usual (eggs and bacon) with a biscuit.  Oh - the biscuit!  

And just when I thought it couldn't get any better I received some late-breaking news this morning.  Our favorite old-timey country band, The Sweet 'n' Lo's, will be playing at Aunt Mary's Cafe from 12 - 2 on Saturday 10/25.  Ukuleles and biscuits.  Two great tastes that taste great together :)

My Big Redneck Wedding

Have I told you how much I love "My Big Redneck Wedding"? The greatest love stories of our generation...

All kinds of wrong...

These are a few of my least favorite things

1. children with "rat tail" hair
2. people who shuffle their feet when they walk
3. Mariah Carey
4. pokey drivers
5. people who snort and swallow their snot instead of blowing their nose