On Saturday Elsie, Dean, Jemmy and I were having a lovely brunch at Lee's house. Suddenly Jemmy mentions a "merkin". I'm all "Heh?". Elsie's all "Yeah, merkin". Jemmy's all "How do you not know?". I'm all "What is it?". They're all "It's a pubic hair wig". I'm all "How did this exist and I didn't know about it?!".So in an effort to educate you as my friends educated me - I hereby introduce you to the merkin. Please to enjoy...
