Monday, September 29, 2008

Damien2008

Yikes!  I had dinner at Chow (oh, how I love Chow!) last night with Sarah and Michael.  Amidst the yummy food and yip yap I glance up and am awestruck by what I've just spotted.  Let's just call this child Damien2008.  Why?  Um, because he's the doppelganger for Damien in the original Omen movie.  Yes, it's true.  I'm not exaggerating.  I swear.  Was it creepy?  Oh, yeah.  

Now, while I don't know if he was marked with the number of the beast he still made me very uneasy.  For reals.  

Friday, September 26, 2008

Are you trying to seduce me, JLo?

Lately it seems like every photo I see of JLo is all about bedroom eyes and "you know you want to French me" lips.  What's the deal?  If she wants to make out with me all she has to do is ask.  This pose is making her look desperate.  And I don't make out with "desperate".  Well, only sometimes.  But just to first base ;)

Thursday, September 25, 2008

"Fix yourself, girl - you've got a camel toe!"

I had forgotten how much I love this song.

Over the weekend I was watching "Harold and Kumar Visit White Castle". This song (no lyrics, unfortunately) was in one scene. I laughed hella hard and then immediately grabbed my iPod and played it four times.

For Juan Jose

My other fave. I'll be singing "Oy! Oy! Oy!" all day now :)

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

These are a few of my favorite things

Lately there are two songs that I can't stop listening to on iTunes. I'm obsessed. For reals.

Who doesn't love Adam Ant? Is it the pirate clothes? The eyeliner? I just don't know. What I do know is that I love him. With all of my black little heart.

My other iTunes obsession -
The Streets of Bakersfield. It's all about the accordion. Oh, yes...accordion.

Brown sugar - how come you taste so good?

Attention brunch fans!  Run (don't walk) to Brown Sugar Kitchen.  Went there this morning with Loraine, Elsie and Dean.  And it was hella good.  Loraine had a breakfast sandwich on croissant (yes, please!).  Dean didn't eat.  Elsie had egg and veggie tart and a biscuit.  Dude - this biscuit was heaven on a plate.  I'm not exaggerating.  Me?  I had the usual (eggs, bacon and toast).  It was delish.  What a great way to kick off a Wednesday morning :)

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

"Everybody's merkin for the weekend!"

On Saturday Elsie, Dean, Jemmy and I were having a lovely brunch at Lee's house.  Suddenly Jemmy mentions a "merkin".  I'm all "Heh?".  Elsie's all "Yeah, merkin".  Jemmy's all "How do you not know?".  I'm all "What is it?".  They're all "It's a pubic hair wig".  I'm all "How did this exist and I didn't know about it?!".

So in an effort to educate you as my friends educated me - I hereby introduce you to the merkin.  Please to enjoy...