"Fix yourself, girl - you've got a camel toe!"

I had forgotten how much I love this song.

Over the weekend I was watching "Harold and Kumar Visit White Castle". This song (no lyrics, unfortunately) was in one scene. I laughed hella hard and then immediately grabbed my iPod and played it four times.

For Juan Jose

My other fave. I'll be singing "Oy! Oy! Oy!" all day now :)

These are a few of my favorite things

Lately there are two songs that I can't stop listening to on iTunes. I'm obsessed. For reals.

Who doesn't love Adam Ant? Is it the pirate clothes? The eyeliner? I just don't know. What I do know is that I love him. With all of my black little heart.

My other iTunes obsession - The Streets of Bakersfield. It's all about the accordion. Oh, yes...accordion.

Brown sugar - how come you taste so good?

Attention brunch fans!  Run (don't walk) to Brown Sugar Kitchen.  Went there this morning with Loraine, Elsie and Dean.  And it was hella good.  Loraine had a breakfast sandwich on croissant (yes, please!).  Dean didn't eat.  Elsie had egg and veggie tart and a biscuit.  Dude - this biscuit was heaven on a plate.  I'm not exaggerating.  Me?  I had the usual (eggs, bacon and toast).  It was delish.  What a great way to kick off a Wednesday morning :)

"Everybody's merkin for the weekend!"

On Saturday Elsie, Dean, Jemmy and I were having a lovely brunch at Lee's house.  Suddenly Jemmy mentions a "merkin".  I'm all "Heh?".  Elsie's all "Yeah, merkin".  Jemmy's all "How do you not know?".  I'm all "What is it?".  They're all "It's a pubic hair wig".  I'm all "How did this exist and I didn't know about it?!".

So in an effort to educate you as my friends educated me - I hereby introduce you to the merkin.  Please to enjoy...

Hey good lookin'!

Picture this:
Friday night @ The Knockout. Hank Williams tribute night. That's right - Hank Williams (not Bocephus). Loraine and me with skirts, boots and red lipstick.  We start off by singing "Jambalaya".  Later we do a fierce rendition of "Hey Good Lookin'".  The crowd went wild.  Well, maybe not "wild" but, you know...

Don't be a "don't"

Jemmy found this gem of a website.  Of course.  Because she's hella hip and sheesh.  So please read it and educate yourself.  And for the love of Crystal Gayle - don't be a "don't"!