Yesterday my pal Jemmy Pilsner and I had dinner at Lanesplitter Pizza (yums!). En route to our destination (a mere 1.4 miles from my apartment) we saw not one but two(!) men driving while wearing seat belt cozies. WHAT (said in Li'l John voice)?
We shamelessly mocked the first guy (claiming it must have been a gift from his 14 year old girlfriend) but the second guy really threw us. He looked like your average cracker (who wouldn't have a 14 year old girlfriend who gives cozies as gifts - or would he?). So - what's the deal?
Now - we've all heard the statistics about crime in Oakland. But, come on - this is by far the most egregious crime being committed in the city of Oakland. I'm going to start a neighborhood watch or a vigilante mob. My goal: make Oakland free of seat belt cozies.
Say it with me "Cozy-free is the choice for me!".
P 'n' P. You just can't beat it. Some call it "Platypus and Pantalones". Some say it's "Penis and Pencils" or even "Peanuts and Pirates". Call it what you will - it's just a great time at Lanesplitter.
