I love them

Those who know me know that I love Simon and Garfunkel. LOVE!

I took guitar lessons for years when I was in early/ mid elementary school. In high rotation in these classes were Simon and Garfunkel songs (as well as John Denver - but I'll save that for another day).

This, my friends, is my all-time favorite Simon and Garfunkel songs. Enjoy...

Jolene!

Of the small arsenal of songs I can now painstakingly play on my guitar this is my favorite.

Sure - I don't play that well (yet) and don't sing like Dolly Parton but I do my best.

P 'n' P

P 'n' P.  You just can't beat it.  Some call it "Platypus and Pantalones".  Some say it's "Penis and Pencils" or even "Peanuts and Pirates".  Call it what you will - it's just a great time at Lanesplitter.

Last night's highlights:

• Jemmy's "best Korean"
• The Tami's dirrty jokes
• Loraine's country shirt debut
• Elsie freaking out about "girl in the olive shirt"

Damien2008

Yikes!  I had dinner at Chow (oh, how I love Chow!) last night with Sarah and Michael.  Amidst the yummy food and yip yap I glance up and am awestruck by what I've just spotted.  Let's just call this child Damien2008.  Why?  Um, because he's the doppelganger for Damien in the original Omen movie.  Yes, it's true.  I'm not exaggerating.  I swear.  Was it creepy?  Oh, yeah.  

Now, while I don't know if he was marked with the number of the beast he still made me very uneasy.  For reals.  

Are you trying to seduce me, JLo?

Lately it seems like every photo I see of JLo is all about bedroom eyes and "you know you want to French me" lips.  What's the deal?  If she wants to make out with me all she has to do is ask.  This pose is making her look desperate.  And I don't make out with "desperate".  Well, only sometimes.  But just to first base ;)

"Fix yourself, girl - you've got a camel toe!"

I had forgotten how much I love this song.

Over the weekend I was watching "Harold and Kumar Visit White Castle". This song (no lyrics, unfortunately) was in one scene. I laughed hella hard and then immediately grabbed my iPod and played it four times.

For Juan Jose

My other fave. I'll be singing "Oy! Oy! Oy!" all day now :)